Battle of the Bits 2002

- Interview craps: dice rolling - roll 4, use 4 words every time you speak (2nd place)
- Dog-licking pet owners make out with pets, longest one wins
- Speak Italian at drive-thru
- Dog Shock collar trivia
- Strand People in Cuba
- New Car Puking test drive
- Habitat for Humanity with local fraternities and sororities
- April Fool’s Day, change your competitor’s format
- Phoner: genitalia injuries
- Show takes the SAT; add people from various stereotypes to the mix (stoner, blond, computer geek)
- Star Idol local version of American Idol
- Dress as Osama and invite people to kick Osama’s ass for money to be donated to firefighters
- N-Sync contest with Home Depot; live in sink for a week
- Human lard ball; dress stunt boy in tin foil, Crisco, and birdseed
- Savage Garden; unlimited free tanning for all who want to pick weeds
- P for Pink - listeners have to pee in their pants to win tickets
- 21 dump street; dump trash in front of listeners’ houses and torch it; first to extinguish it wins.
- Create a Blue Star Moms chapter
- Help the homeless; provide them with sandwich boards reading “This bum is sponsored by....”
- Petty theft for Tom Petty tickets - have to take something out of a store (3rd place)
- Grab your balls and win a pool; gather golf balls from a pool
- Spotted owls - spotted dowels on Earth Day
- Stare down a giant mudcrab
- Squeeze your pussy....cat
- 28 hour marathon to raise money for police officer’s family
- Nascar tickets; do laps for tickets. Take at lest 10 laps
- Stripper news; strippers read difficult news stories and take off clothing every time they mess up
- Let me talk to Dumb Ass; call stores and ask for Dumb Ass (1st place)
- World record Wednesday have stunt boy jump out of a car at increasing speeds, starting a new record
- Lick it for tickets; if stunt guy won’t lick it, you win
- Breaking and entering Christmas
- Play cat sounds under everything (4th place)
- Battle of the idiots; loser gets paddled and has to drink ass beer
- Slaw slam; wrestle in cole slaw
- Trading spaces; redo listeners’ homes
- Fake frozen Ted Williams head in a cooler with free beer
- trading cubicles
- Touret’s Syndrome Jeopardy players use expletives as their buzzers
- Anne Murrey-oke
- Put listeners’ arms in casts and get celebrity autographs
- Road kill for front row
- White trash wedding
- Wake up parents in the morning with something loud (lawnmower, etc.)
- P.I. on air; give results on air weekly
- Lend homeless guy money and have a P.I. follow him see what he did with it
- Hanky Panky Book Club; read random page in a romance book; if there’s sex on the page, caller wins
- Garage sailing; do a bit on location at someone’s garage sale
- Running of the bong...instead of a torch...for the Olympics
- Summer of Spam; every prize includes a can of Spam
- Listeners make Spam sculptures of Colt 45
- Breast feeding moms compete to see who can pump the most breast milk
- Bring a blow-up doll in limo to the “have your photo taken with Brittany Spears” event
- News anchor humor; replay news anchors trying to be cute
- Who’s dad is as messed up as Ozzy?
- How did you get backstage?
- The loneliest Valentine drive-thru
- Escorts give client list
- Send stunt guy to harass strip club and massage parlor patrons on Valentine’s day
- Dress stunt guy like a girl and send him to gynecologist
- Kids guess when parents last had sex; call parents to see if they match
- West Nile survival kit giveaway
- Secret Santa